NOT Loves.

Followup to this post. Might enjoy doing this one even more...

-Having no money at the mall (thus, don't go there...)
-Not being able to eat chocolate for every meal
-Liberals (incl. Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Gore, Stupid Press Secretary-whatever his name is?, Michael Moore...and all the Hollywood idiots who think these guys are going to better our country after it's totally bankrupt (wait, it already is), as they throw money at this stupid global warming bunch of bull, making Al Gore even richer, Obama look like the "chosen one," all while turing our country into the new-and-NOT-improved Soviet Union) Ok...I'll stop this rant now....
-The salad dressing bottles that don't have the funnel thing, and you end up having salad dressing soup for dinner
-Shaving my legs
-Orange and brown and yellow and green together as decorating colors (throw up.)
-Paying full price for a movie that TOTALLY stinks in the theater (ie: Meet Joe Black, Big Fish and plenty of others)
-Regrowth

-Realizing the economy isn't getting any better
-My HOA
-Little boys who pee on my house.
-When I lie to Jordan about how much I spent at the store (Lowe's at least!!) on flowers/plants for the yard by telling him $10 less (because I felt guilty I'd spent double what we'd agreed upon)....and he calls me and says "Honey, your lying doesn't work when you leave the RECEIPT in the car!!!" AH!
-Cellulite, flab, fat
-And, to top it off....dieting.
-My messy living room
-Scrambled eggs sans cheese...gross.
-Claire crying in the backseat because she's tired of being in the car and not being able to calm her down
-Bland food that really needs SALT
-Forgetting to take the garbage out to the curb until I hear the truck the morning OF and run out in a bath robe (technically it's my loving husband's job...but he forgets at times)
-Doing my hair
-Adam Lambert (very talented but grosses me out)
-Facing the facts
-That some of my closest friends have a hard time getting pregnant
-Taking my face off, brushing teeth, flossing, etc. before going to bed--I wish I could just snap my fingers and have it all happen
-Asking the shoe salesman for a size 10. And I'm not even that tall.
-That I can't dance
-Recently not having cable, and therefore no O'Reilly Factor :(
-Bad pictures of me
-That I can't sight-read (piano music) worth a DARN.
-That I can't redecorate my house every 3 months
-Singing alto.
-Getting that heavy carseat in and out of the car a million times a day
-Not fitting into certain jeans in my closet
-Zits
-Stretch marks
-Criticism
-Checking my voicemail
-Eating pumpkin pie without whipped cream all over it