Still it'll be Anya's bday, then the week after, our anniversary and my dad's bday, and the week after that, Jordan's bday and HIS dad's bday. Everyone will be getting the shaft, basically.
But anyway, this anniversary I prepared a masterpiece for Jordan:
Dear Honey:
It's no secret I like NERDS, but beTWIX me and you, there are ZERO nerds out there with the SYMPHONY of good looks, talent, and charm you have, that sends me on a love trip to MARS. You are my ALMOND JOY I always want to SKOR, and I always have a WHOPPER of a good time with you, as I SNICKER at your amazing "grandpa jokes" :) I guess that's proof that what I feel for you is a little THINGAMAJIG called love.
It's no secret I like NERDS, but beTWIX me and you, there are ZERO nerds out there with the SYMPHONY of good looks, talent, and charm you have, that sends me on a love trip to MARS. You are my ALMOND JOY I always want to SKOR, and I always have a WHOPPER of a good time with you, as I SNICKER at your amazing "grandpa jokes" :) I guess that's proof that what I feel for you is a little THINGAMAJIG called love.
A masterpiece, right??? And super cheesy!!! I know, I'm pretty much a professional at these things...although Jordan thought I might have stretched it a bit with the "beTWIX." Whatever!
For our anniversary, we went out to dinner...WITH a coupon...and came home EARLY instead of going to an expensive movie...because I was tired...and we thought it would be too expensive to go to a movie...yeah, we definitely ARE an old married couple!!
Honey, thank you for 5 wonderful years together. And thank you for this :) I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
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