Tuesday, August 19, 2008

All About my Honey...(and a little..ok a lot about me too...)


1. What is his name? Jordan Dewey Taylor (but I'm a dork, so I never call him Jordan...I call him Honey, Honey-Bunny, Homem (that's "man" in Portuguese...he calls me "woman" so...), and a lot of other even more embarrasing ones I won't scare you with :)

2. Who eats more? I probably consume more calories throughout the day, since his "hunger mechanism" doesn't work...at ALL. He's never hungry... I'm the one STARVING every 30 minutes... BUT, in one sitting, he can usually eat more--depending on whether he really likes it. Most of the time we're about the same.

3. Who said I love you first? He did. I think he said, "You know I love you." And I said, "I love you too." It was sweet :)

4. Who is taller? Jordan--barely, when I'm wearing heels though. He's 5'10 and I'm 5'7.

5. Who is smarter? I'm smarter at...popular culture, celebrity garbage, you know...that kind of stuff...oh, and spelling! But he's DEFINITELY more book smart in general. I married him so when my kids need math or science help past the 2nd grade, I could tell them "go ask your father" haha... His ACT: 32, My ACT: 24. Yeah, pathetic.

7. Who does the laundry? Me, totally. But I'm ok with it, unless it piles up, which is what has been happening lately. Now, if I could just get him to put away his clothes...

8. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? I do if you're facing the bed. But since he works graveyard now, I sprawl out!! I've never understood women when they say "I just can't sleep when my husband isn't home..." man, I have better sleep--the bed ALL to myself!! :) (sorry honey, I really love you anyway--but I also know you feel the same way about the bed space!)

9. Who pays the bills? I do now, and yeah, now they actually GET paid, haha...sorry honey :) ONLINE BILL PAY is the BOMB. Love it.

10. Who cooks more? I do, but when Jordan does cook, he's better--especially at meats, like pork loin and salmon--his specialties! But let's face it--Sunday and Monday, I cooked dinner both nights--that's like a miracle, twice in a row! I keep telling him I'll be better about cooking when I'm a "stay-at-home-Mom."

11. What meals do you cook together? Hmmm....cooking together usually happens when our invited friends are about to come over and I need a hand--then he basically does the rest, while I clean up...haha...and then he'll take the credit for the whole dinner. But since the main course is usually done by him I don't complain too much!

12. Who is more stubborn? Jordan DEFINITELY. I always "give in" first. But even though I feel like a weakling at the time, I realize that he will be chastised and I will receive blessings in heaven when all is said and done. haha. (that sentence might have just caused me to receive "humble pie" chastisement...doh!)

13. Who is the first to admit they're wrong? Totally ME. Same as above. I'm also more apologetic--I'm quicker to apologize, but he takes longer to get over things, and according to him, is "more sincere."

14. Who has more siblings? I do. There are 5 girls, 2 boys total in my family. His family consists of 2 boys, 3 girls.

15. Who wears the pants in the relationship? Yes, we fight over the pants. BUT, as stated above, I'm the one who gives in all the time...

16. What do you like to do together? Go to movies, go on walks in the neighborhood at night, play Rummikub (ok that's what I like to do!), play Speed Scrabble with family or friends, go camping (ok that's what HE likes to do!), but most of all, go to Mexico and hang out on the beach!

17. Who eats more sweets? Totally ME. In fact, on Valentine's Day, birthday, etc. if he gets me chocolate (like a box of Sees chocolates--I usually request them for Valentine's Day because, as I always say: "flowers die, but chocolate always stays with me--on my hips") I give the box right back to him, and have him ration it for me--I'll ask him for one every day...otherwise I could eat them all in one sitting--ok, maybe two sittings :)

18. Favorite sweets? Mine are gummy bears and anything chocolate. His are...gosh this is hard bc he really doesn't care that much about food in general! I think his are Reeses Pieces and Peanut Butter Cups. Favorite desserts: Mine is cheesecake probably, his is Better than Sex Cake. He is crazy--doesn't like cheesecake!

19. Guilty pleasures? For Jordan, depends on when you ask really--he goes through phases. I'd say the number one guilty pleasure though, is his computer addiction--what he does on it--that is where he goes through phases. He much prefers the computer over TV or...anything else really. For Me, let's face it--TV. BUT I have started reading a lot lately!! Probably the #1 embarrassing "guilty" show I watch is America's Next Top Model. :)

20. How did you meet? We met at work, at Wright Engineers in Las Vegas. I was in marketing and he started there as a drafter (CAD design).

21. Who asked who out first? Well, the night I broke up with my boyfriend at the time, I sent him a text...we went out like 3 days later--but HE asked :) He was waiting in the wings, BUT I just was FRIENDS with him until I broke up with the other guy, but I knew Jordan had the hots for me :) haha... The sad part is, the other guy I dated also worked at the engineering firm, so we wanted to keep Jordan's and my first date a secret, considering... but then, Jordan took me to PF Chang's (my favorite restaurant!) and who happened to be THERE??? Jordan's boss, his boss's wife, one of the partners and his wife...cat was out of the bag! I guess people may have said, "yeah, Janessa only likes to date guys she works with..." at least we got married!

22. Who kissed who first? OK, in all of my dating "career" I have never kissed a guy first. BUT, on our second date (I know, I know...) Jordan seduced me and I kissed HIM because I thought he was too shy or something... BUT later on he told me he was playing a little game to see who could hold out the longest. Pathetic that I gave IN TO THAT!!

23. Who proposed? Jordan of course, but I'd made him promise he'd marry me, before that :) It was at the Venetian Hotel in Vegas--it was a Wednesday night, so I figured something was up, even though he kept telling me that we were just going to dinner (I think he actually told me we were going to MC DONALDS of all places!!) BUT, when we ended up at the world-renowned French restaurant, "Le Bouchon" I knew this wasn't the usual date! Also, considering before we ate, he'd scheduled a 1 hr. pedicure/massage at the hotel spa (that was, he told me later, the window of opportunity for him to call my Dad to ask for my hand--Jordan always does things way in advance, as you can see :) haha) that was also a strange indication this wasn't the typical night out. Then, after dinner we went on the gondala ride--but he didn't propose there, because that would be WAY too cliche :) Then, we got gelatto, of course, and he took me back, outside to where there were trees with twinkling lights, right at the Venetian pool. There, he proposed. He was so nervous, it was cute. And he gave me a little Walmart ring since we hadn't shopped for anything yet. It was the best!! Considering my Dad proposed to my Mom years ago in the Cottonwood Mall parking lot, I have to say that I was SPOILED! I love you honey :)

24. His best features? Gosh, there are so many, I mean, I DID marry a supermodel, what can I say? :) He's so cute in many ways, but...well, this may be "TMI" but my favorite feature of his is his cute little bum. There, I said it.

25. His best personality traits? Well, he is so kind, caring, and will really bend over backward to do anything for anyone. Oh, and he's also REALLY good with kids...they just flock to him--better than I am by a long shot! He is also very sweet to me--especially since I'm getting fat with this littly baby!! Honey, I love you :)

2 comments:

Juliann said...

So I was totally laughing at the part where you sleep better without Jordan...because I totally am the same way!! I dearly love Jon, but come on people! Sleeping alone is MUCH better!! :)

Jill and Greg said...

Loved your newest entry Newie! It was fun. I also loved the video--hilarious. Maybe I'll do something about dad like you did about Jordan. Maybe you'd learn soemthing new!

Love ya! MOM